Matt hit

A Matt his is when a person (preferably redheaded) inhales the stale, foul tasting smoke from the ash left over in a bowl of marijuana. Commonly refered to as a cashed bowl, the matt hit is a desperate attempt to get one last hit, frequently causing ash to enter your mouth if your unfortunate enough to not have a screen.

"You want the Matt hit?"
"No thanks, it tastes nasty."
"Sure?"
"Yeah, I don't want to burn my throat."

by no juice August 25, 2008

Matt Evans

Sickest awsomest Man Alive!

Thats so cool. Not as cool as Matt Evans!

by FiddleMan September 02, 2008

Matt The Robloxian

Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to

Matt The Robloxian Is a robloxian of the name called Roblox he has a Game jolt account to yes

by MattTheSussyImposterBoy July 08, 2021

Matt Lawand

This is the gratest guy in the world! Hes a beast at everything! Hes a great kisser too. He's also really good looking. heehee :)

Awesome Matt Lawand

by Anonymous123412342345324611 August 30, 2008

Matt Walters

a try hard who would cry if he got a 99/100 on a test

"Kid cried because he got 1 point off! What a Matt Walters!"

by blind_squirrel May 10, 2022

Matt Shirk

A person who is over weight, all fat, resembling a marshmallow, and a bitch.

My friend was being a real Matt Shirk, so I killed him.

by Calvino, the Calvinist September 18, 2019

Matt Lauer

A sex predator who thinks he's wanted by the opposite sex, but really is just making them want to vomit all over him.

Man, that girl at the bar just threw her drink all over that Matt Lauer!

by Great Kuhzoo November 30, 2017