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Cult

A cult consists of a bunch of band kids that have started a cult. They gather around in the band room and perform rituals such as brass tuning, percussion playing, wood wind chants, and worshiping the band directer. The leader of the cult is usually the drum major.
"Hey guys! It's the band kids! They look so boring"
Band kids:"JOIN OUR CULT!!!"
by MissMorgueOfficial00 October 6, 2017
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Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.
Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
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gay will minion cult

Gay will minion cult is a group that was created on march 25th of 2020, also known as gwmc.
person 1: hey gay will minion cult member
person 2: hi
by pluto69420 June 22, 2021
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Cult of Cunt

A group of bitches, typically in a school, who pick on random, weak, introverted males for no reason given. Charismatic in a way just to bring more members.
Henry: Who are those bitches chasing me?
Chris: Because that "Cult of Cunt" has seen you as their 'chosen one'!
by Jishis Crest September 10, 2022
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love cult

a cool discord roleplay server dedicated to cults and a church
person 1: "man the love cult is so cool!"
person 2: "i know!"
by IWOAGHugdeuwadsw November 19, 2023
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Personality cult

Anthony Fauci will have a personality cult if he defeats covid
by Sexydimma January 9, 2022
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cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet
I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer
by Pugwasher November 20, 2021
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