Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
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by iknow_youre_reading_this_jared May 9, 2020
Get the jaredmug. A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016
Get the jared vanvleetmug. The best youtubers with the sweetest kids. First son, Jackson born in 2014 after infertility. Second son, Calvin, born 2015. Third son due June 2018. youtube.com/ellieandjared
by imsorrywho? June 17, 2018
Get the Ellie and Jaredmug. Nawala’s finest drug dealer
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. A weirdo, he is a very sensitive especially when you ask him if he has toothpaste on his face. He knows what he wants in life hint hint it’s baseball. He’ll ask you to “chill” but then always drops out of plans. By the way when you see his chin it hangs down like a chicken.
by Littlechickenmaker January 23, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
Get the Big Dick Jaredmug.