by mandy v September 10, 2018
Get the straight bugging mug.Basically when you fuck a girl, like lesbians fuck each other using the scissor method, but just a guy doing the same but with his dick in her vagina
Juan: bro I straight scissored the fuck outta her last night! Shit had her squirming
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version
Paco: wtf does that mean?
Juan: think of lesbians scissoring, but the straight version
by pliegomyeggo September 17, 2018
Get the straight scissor mug.Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
by Lof1 October 19, 2022
Get the super straight mug.by juneau_ March 7, 2021
Get the Super straight mug.1. The state of abstaining from illegal drugs, booze, tobacco and premiscous sex (last is up for debate). Started with Minor Threat.
2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.
2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.
1. Nah, I don't want any. I'm straight edge.
2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).
2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).
by The Dude February 15, 2005
Get the straight edge mug.A "sexuality" made up by insecure men on 4chain and tiktok to invalidate trans people gender identities. Not wanting to date trans people is a preference Brad, not a sexuality. You are still straight.
Man: I am super straight. I only date women with vaginas, you know REAL women.
Women: Don’t worry, I don’t think you need to worry about any women wanting to date you.
Women: Don’t worry, I don’t think you need to worry about any women wanting to date you.
by Socally. March 14, 2021
Get the Super straight mug.Okay, wow. I'm really sick of all the people who are saying people that are sXe are pussies. Okay, no.
Being sXe means following the three X's: no drugs (X), no drinking (X), and no casual sex (X). Basically, being healthy. It's about respecting yourself and being strong enough not to need drugs and alcohol to make life fun. Some sXe people choose to be vegetarian, vegan, etc. but it's not necessary by any means. Others also choose to avoid drugs (medicines), although that kind of negates the whole "being healthy" thing.
Real sXe people will not condemn others for not being sXe. They also won't announce to everyone in the fucking world that they're sXe - it's a personal choice and it should remain private. Some people choose to show that they're sXe by having X's on their hands, and that's fine too. Just another personal choice.
Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with religion, cursing or the scene. It may have originated in the punk scene, but it has spread out and away from it - not every sXe person is punk, emo, etc.
Please refrain from being ignorant and keep an open mind.
Being sXe means following the three X's: no drugs (X), no drinking (X), and no casual sex (X). Basically, being healthy. It's about respecting yourself and being strong enough not to need drugs and alcohol to make life fun. Some sXe people choose to be vegetarian, vegan, etc. but it's not necessary by any means. Others also choose to avoid drugs (medicines), although that kind of negates the whole "being healthy" thing.
Real sXe people will not condemn others for not being sXe. They also won't announce to everyone in the fucking world that they're sXe - it's a personal choice and it should remain private. Some people choose to show that they're sXe by having X's on their hands, and that's fine too. Just another personal choice.
Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with religion, cursing or the scene. It may have originated in the punk scene, but it has spread out and away from it - not every sXe person is punk, emo, etc.
Please refrain from being ignorant and keep an open mind.
I'm sXe (straight edge) but I'm an Atheist, I swear and I'm not a fucking punk. What do you think about THAT?
by neurapraxia June 25, 2008
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