The Homosexual Squat

Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.

"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."

"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."

by nic.mp3 March 20, 2024

swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.

About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

refugee squat

noun: the act of squatting down low to the ground, tail bone almost touching, knees to chest, to stay cool while waisting time at a refugee camp. spreading legs wide creates room for food preparation or laundry pounding.

I am going to refugee squat while waiting for this bus.

I get the cleanest shirts if they are washed refugee squat style.

At camp we sat in a refugee squat circle telling stories and staying cool from the heat

by Kikimama612 December 9, 2008

Squatting

A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.

Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?

Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.

by BlanketbarkBob007 December 18, 2023

Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.

He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.

by Frog Turd December 15, 2009

squat cobbler

When one sits in a pie, and performs various actions made to turn the watcher on.

Dan what the hell are you doing in there?

Sorry just applying cream to myself.

Are you doing a squat cobbler again?

by Saul G. September 2, 2016

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020