Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025

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shiteaser

When you feel the need to poop but it's a false alarm.

I really thought I had to crap but it ended up being a damn shiteaser!

by QUEEN STEEVE June 1, 2025

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Shitebag

Wimp, someone who can’t stand up for themselves or fight back

Weezil got cracked and cried about it therefore he is a shitebag

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Shite Speech

When someone promotes an ideology that accuses others of hating, and then punishing them for it.

The bigotry of punishing others for hate while being devoid of love.

Corporations are using shite speech policy while being devoid of love themselves

by El Yogi January 2, 2026

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