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The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...
MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
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Yank and Spank Foreplay

When you and your shawty (Girl) or freind (guy) jerk off while spanking your ass at the same time. Must be in group setting!
Yo bro Kaeden & Josh are yank and spank foreplaying”
by Ooocaba April 11, 2025
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Spank

An act of demolishing somebody's father in a board game
Shay I can easily spank your father in the 30Seconds game
by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021
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douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
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Spanks Hank

The modern term created for thank you. It was created by an Oregon Insurance Agent who created a typo in an email to another agent but birthed a new word. The spanks hank. You smack it in the end of your email when you want to say thank you but hit your recipient with a confusion.
Hi Mark, I received for the documents.
Spanks hank.
by Turbulentcucumber August 3, 2022
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Spanking a turkey

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey
by OWL76 March 29, 2025
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Spank bank

by Luludx May 9, 2019
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