Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.
by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022
Get the Spank it with a little heatmug. by Yen9090 October 10, 2017
Get the fistful spankingmug. The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.
Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
Get the Spanked into oblivionmug. spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)
n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
by mabecorp April 25, 2010
Get the spank-noidmug. Similar to Spanking The Monkey.
When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016
Get the Spanking The Gorillamug. Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020
Get the wet spankingsmug. 