three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.

" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".

by David Erwin September 12, 2011

One Thrust Shuff

One thrust shuff: that awkward sexual encounter (frequently going hand in hand with losin it) when a penis enters the vaginal area for about .10 seconds (hence the "one thrust") and then proceeds to exit and terminate the sex act. Not to be confused with a beej smeej.

"Wow I just had sex for the first time. Is it supposed to be such a short little dance?"

"Ooooh sounds like you just had a one thrust shuff!"

by winghizzieballa January 8, 2012

Flip-Flop Shuffle

That weird stumble you make when you are walking with flip flops and the toe part of the footwear bends into the sole,because of how your feet were too close to the ground. Hence, the term is used.

Friend1: Dude are you okay, are you having a seizure?!

Friend2: Calm down damn it, I almost had a Flip-Flop Shuffle when we were walking down this bumpy-ass sidewalk.

by Kermit the Dawg May 1, 2015

waffle toe shuffle

A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.

Woah bro I just waffle toe shuffled my crap.

by Raven 92 March 17, 2017

The Year 7 shuffle

A fast shuffle utilised by youngsters in the 7th grade to obtain maximum velocity without turtling it.

Guy 1: Yo that kid has got it down to a t my dude.

Guy 2: What he got down?
Guy 1: The year 7 shuffle

by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018

snufflebutt

A butt that is owned by someone that you would like to snuffle/ snuffle with.

"Dude i wanna tap that ass"
"Back off man, that's my snufflebutt"

by don't worry about it....... January 9, 2012

shufflebutt

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.

"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."

by aethernet September 4, 2006