snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010

Snatch gannet

A human male who enjoys pursuing hot females for the purposes of sex. Similar to a poonhound.

My mate Phil is such a snatch gannet.

by CoCo25 January 16, 2010

Rusty Snatch

An extremely smelly vagina that has a metallic twang to its odor. Origins include bad hygiene and a female being within the menstrual cycle window.

I tried to go down on this girl last night and she had a rusty snatch. It smelled like a rotten bag of old pennies.

by DonkeyDongDoug October 2, 2018

snatch sneeze

A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.

"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."

by Wooglin Frowns March 15, 2014

Snatch Gobbler

Slang term for lesbian.

That Ellen sure is a snatch gobbler.

by Vengeful Ghost October 29, 2011

snatch pheasant

Variation of "crabs" or "pubic lice", orgin North Dakota.

She gave snatch pheasants and a bad case of the clap too!

by J.M. Carlson December 9, 2003

Bluegrass Snatch

The name for a Kentucky woman's vagina of superior quality.

On Vacation: "Hey fellas, do you want some of this Bluegrass Snatch?"

by Bluegrass Snatch May 6, 2011