Smart Dart

Juul, Suorin, an ecig with nicotine salts.

“Yo is that a smart dart I see? Let me get a rip” - Sophomores in the school bathroom

by ggricksmith May 25, 2018

Smart Vomit

The overuse "smart" to describe new products by companies

This is the new smart watch! - smart vomit

by Smart_Vomit November 27, 2021

smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists

I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Resting smart ass face

When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.

David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.

by Clvegrl March 29, 2020

Smart

Not fucking owen, he is dumb

that guys not smart because he is Owen

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023

Smarted

When thou is both smart and retarded.

Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door

by Newwordeveryidea December 18, 2018