Sir Galahadn't

What da always-a-virgin knight really should have been called.

As he'd sworn off of any romantic relationships, Sir Galahadn't must have been really struggling with his emotions whenever he rescued a damsel in distress.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

Sir Geoffrey

A pink finger size 10 speed vibrator causing the lords name to be taken in vain.

The bold boyfriend used the Sir Geoffrey to make his gentle girlfriend squirt.

by Mr. Anderson and Meep Deep September 29, 2025

Sir Chapman

The Sir Chapman (noun)
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.

All the sweat and juices pooled on the countertop, only one thing for it, the Sir Chapman!

by Daisy Boo October 15, 2025

fine sir

A polite expression of respect for a gentleman who hath spoken kindly, used to balance gratitude and decorum, for when ‘thanks’ feeleth too plain

"why thank you, fine sir." (english or australian accent for maximum effect.

by chulitaaa October 24, 2025

Sir-Charles

A three-pointer, as per chess, as per a knight.

Steph Curry just chucked ANOTHER Sir-Charles.

by sukadog January 16, 2025

SIR GET DOWN

A very polite way to say to a citizen that he should move his physically manifested body down a bit.
Usually used by the stately executive force.

"Scream" SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN!

by Darkunesu_II January 20, 2025

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025