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Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.
Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect
by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022
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Shrek

Many believe in shrek as a god. Shrek is holy to many, and he is most definitely very sexy, or should i say shrexy. He has a gorgeous bald head, with ears like no others. Shrek is the definition of sexy and bald. Now remember kids to pray every night, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
by thatshrexypig October 23, 2019
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Shrek

An orgely god that smells like onions and will slotter anyone the comes near his swamp.
Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
by urmum100 December 13, 2018
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Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson
Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes
by LozzTinG January 26, 2015
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Shrek

The god of all, living or non living.
Shrek is my daddy
by Jeffy 69420 May 21, 2019
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Shrek

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by Copypasta guy March 4, 2022
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