Brick Shoes

A shoe that is not raising in price for resale value

Those shoes are brick shoes

by TheWordlyMan January 21, 2023

A buttered shoe

When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.

A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.

by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019

Middle Shoes

A pair of shoes you wear along with a pair of capris.

Edwin: I need a pair of shoes to match my capris.
Toby: You need to buy a pair of middle shoes.

by xchibi November 27, 2009

shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.

Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.

by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019

soggy shoes

When you wear some nice shoes with some socks while its raining and you step in a puddle so your shoe gets soggy and your sock is soggy too, making your feet itchy.

Like going to school and taking your shoes off because of soggy shoes syndrome after you stepped on a puddle

oh god my feet are damn itchy i think i got soggy shoes syndrome

by D3F1N1T0N March 6, 2019

holy shoes

Another form of saying, "Holy Shit!"

Holy shoes... your dog just crapped all over the carpet!

by LindzW July 20, 2005

Boat Shoes

Foot attire generally worn by individuals possessing small penises, large egos, and a trust fund courtesy of their parents. Boat shoes are usually seen being sported by yuppies and other terrible people. Boston college accounts for the majority of boat shoe sales.

"Dude do you like my new boat shoes?"

"Absolutely not, but while you're at it grab a vineyard vines shirt and go down to city side tavern"

by Apefart November 17, 2015