Chapstick Saturation

When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.

A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!

by chapman2 November 7, 2013

sacred saturday

When a girl waits all week to mastubate. They do this on saturday.

Charlie: You seem grumpy today? What happened?
Lev: Didn't get to masturbate on Saturday
Charlier: Why not?
Lev: I got interrupted.
Charlie: Ohhh. I wish somebody would mess up my sacred saturdays

by BallsofHorror November 15, 2014

Planet Saturn

Ugh, that is actually my favorite planet. - Rian
HAVE YOU SEEN MA GLASSES? - Mercury
Wikipedia: Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second-largest in the Solar System, after Jupiter. It is a gas giant with an average radius about nine times that of Earth.1112 Although it has only one-eighth the average density of Earth, with its larger volume Saturn is just over 95 times more massive.131415 Saturn is named after the Roman god of agriculture; its astronomical symbol (♄) represents the god's sickle.

Planet Saturn is a methane gas planet with rings. Also it has 62 moons.
Jupiter: hey, Saturn want some methane gas?
Saturn: of course why?
Jupiter: Because we are gas giants, get it?

by Rian2000 March 4, 2017

Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.

Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?

by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018

Arkansas Saturday

visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father

went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.

by Trey greenwald May 28, 2018

bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole

I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018

bending saturn

A piercing of a butthole ring chained to a urethra piercing to a nose piercing to an ear piercing.

I accidentally stepped on my bending saturn

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018