Sanchez Rule

Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.

Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:

Person A: Is 24 years old.

Person B: is 17 years old.

24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17

This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.

by go_to_division February 28, 2011

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Luis Sanchez

The most handsome and beautiful man I have seen, and fallen for. I suspect many have and will fall for this amazing man. A man like Luis is someone who is compassionate with a childlike playful wide. To others he is cold but to the ones he cares for he is nothing less than the sun that shines brighter then imagined.

Girl: why is he so mean?

Girl 2: that’s just Luis Sanchez, he probably just doesn’t like you.

by Witchy184 November 26, 2021

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Pinky Sanchez

Pinky Sanchez: a pinky Sanchez is when you're playing a prank on one of your buddies and you pull the butt plug that you've been wearing all day out of your booty and you lay it under their nose and take a selfie picture with them. Or it could be a vibrator dildo that you may have been smashing your weed in in your center console that countsBut it can't be just any butt plug. It has to be one that looks like a penis It has to have the veins of a penis. It is not an actual pinky Sanchez if you use something that's shaped like a popsicle stick or cylinder because when those people get the photograph, they won't know what they're looking at. They'll be like what is that under Wesley's nose I don't get it. My name is Pinky Savage and I've been doing this praying for the better part of 30 years. The first pinky Sanchez was done 30 years ago and it was a guy that had jumped me from behind and was beating the hell out of me the course of battle I was able to turn things around and win the fight, and I was so pissed off and exhausted that I reached in my pocket and pulled the dildo out that I had stash my weed in, and I laid it under his nose, grabbed his cell phone, took a photograph of the penis under his nose and sent it to his grandmother who is in his contacts and said grandma I just wanna let you know. I love you and I've been thinking about you a lot lately just a little background on how the pinky Sanchez came about.

Last night at the New Year's Eve party, Wesley drank way too much too fast and he passed out and his best friend Pinky went over there and gave him a pinky Sanchez then took Wesley cell phone and took a picture of it and then sent the selfie to his wife, which is also one of their best friends classic pinky Sanchez.

by Pinky Walker. FeeFee August 30, 2025

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