Splits

Jessie' spreads her legs on me while we FUCK!♡

Jessie' Splits high!♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

The three tip split

In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.

Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.

by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021

The Choco Banana Split

When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face

bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild

by Futaraki February 12, 2022

Lickety Split

It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.

For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

Splits

Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members

Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits

by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025

Split-tation

The splitting of something; a biological term

“The split-tation of water helps the diffusion of H+”

“Mrs. Sewell does not believe that split-tation is a word”

by Brailey M. January 12, 2024