This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up
by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.
by GerThaBear September 8, 2013

Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.
by Quinoux December 10, 2018

person1: what would you class yourself as?
person2: a smurf
person2: a smurf
by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019

The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.
Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014

by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021
