The Smart Pistol is a Boost in the shooter game Titanfall 2 made by EA and Respawn. The Smart Pistol, as opposed to any other weapon in the game, requires no skill to utilize properly. You need only look at an opponent for a second or two, then the pistol will lock on. Once it is locked on, all that is left to do is press your fire key, and leave the enemy in disbelief at how they got instantly killed by a player with no skill.
"Are you kidding me? A Smart Pistol player? Get some skill you virgin!"
"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."
"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."
by Mercer Frey February 3, 2022

by Bimini Jerry February 24, 2023

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.
I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.
by me July 11, 2004

A group of people in the esoteric network that probably SWAYS you in how you act and controls the outcomes of almost everything crucial except never nature ultimately.
You are successful in this LIFE when you finally made the REAL SMART CANT and I recommend a trip to the CANT LAS VEGAS VALLEY WHOLE and CANT MCCAU for starters butt there are other places too.
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

by ilovemaleducks March 12, 2024

Those middle and high schoolers who sort of fit in social parameters but not very well because they're weird and also proud of how good they are at school. Pretty much the opposite of a dumb jock, except both of these guys can be egotistic.
Kyle: You know those smart odd kids who think grades are everything?
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.
by internetless December 25, 2015
