russia

1) Largest nation in land area, has a population 140 million, steadily declining since collapse of USSR
2) Capital Moscow is Europe's largest city with 13 million people, frequently ranks as 2nd most expensive city after Tokyo
3) Is mostly a democracy on paper only
4) US dollars and Euros are used just as much as rubles
5) Owner of the world's largest stockpile of tactical and strategic nuclear weapons
6) Has a very safe and successful space program
7) Struggles to maintain a vast military, while dealing with domestic terrorism daily
8) Has a thouroughly obscene obsession with German sedans
9) Average worker makes only $200 a month
10) Is incredibly beautiful in the winter

When in Moscow, watch out for the government (and not-so-government) luxobarges that like to drive on the opposite side of the road at triple digit speeds. Sphincter clenchingly terrifying, and makes Russian roulette look like a kindergarten game.

by Hans Blix September 19, 2005

rush limbaugh

The biggest piece of shit on the planet.

Seriously though, fuck Rush Limbaugh.

by paul (shaky cat) August 27, 2006

rush limbaugh

A bloated jackass who doesn't know shit. He said so much shit about my high school and how "we've probably never heard the name Adolph Hitler" and that "we don't know jack about WWII" all because we have an award winning multicultural history program about other countries besides the U.S.

"Hey, did you hear what Rush said about us on May 10th?"
"Yah, what a douche bag, we even challenged him to a debate and he can't get off his fat ass to accept"

by matt k May 24, 2005

Rusty Asshole

(Noun)Feces residue around the butthole that remains after a insufficeint whiping.
(Noun)When when you lick the crust off of someones rectum.

"Yo my girl gave me a rusty asshole."
"Yo son that kids gotta real rusty asshole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty asshole tonight, I dont know if I want to though."

by Joe Cataldo November 15, 2004

Russ D

If you seriously have to look up who this guy is then get the fuck off this site and hang yourself.

Yeah I just partied with Russ D.
Who?
Dude. Why are you alive?

by Trick ass hoe November 27, 2007

rusty nut

derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to
used to describe someone dull, dumb, slow, or a person dragging an entire team or group of people down

sam is therusty nut of the school. her test scores lost all of our federal funding

by n8andmcdonaldscrew August 4, 2009

Russel Branding it

When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan

IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek

IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech

by lolcakesninjapirate July 27, 2010