Went out with Ruby

What you say to your friends when you were out with a hooker (punting) and you don't want them to know.

"What have you been doing in the past few minutes?"

"I went out with Ruby"

by Prajin the Turtle March 27, 2017

Ruby Herron

The wife of Zach Herron.

Friend: I am (Friend's name) Frantzich
Me: I am Ruby Herron

by @imrubyherron January 9, 2019

Rubies

All red designer trainers. (Nike,Adidas, Giuseppe .etc)

Look at my new fresh Rubies

*All red air force 1*

by D Certz August 6, 2017

Ruby wank

Wanking while on your period.

"Just had a quick ruby wank, made a right mess"

by Beezus37 October 1, 2017

Ruby

Ruby is the most Precious most misunderstood beautiful jewel alive..She is funny but shy and protects her heart with all her might. She loves her family and shows it in her own way. She loves doughnuts and hot types of chips. If you ever find you have found a precious gem like a ruby make sure you know her worth because she needs you to show her. i love you my beautiful precious RUBY.

Ruby shines as bright as a DIAMOND you better wear googles , she shines so bright

by harper6274 November 3, 2022

Ruby Wilks

Very ugly on the outside and inside but she smells like fish. Farts in my bed and is a very hungry piggy all the time. However she can make some good babies with her husband Tyler Redhead and her teeth are so yellow the traffic lights could never. She is a set 3 and 4 student and spend all her timeshagging her dog and lost her virginity to a bowl of chicken noodles. And she can't get a man if she stuck her left finger into a rabbits arsehole and suck the nits out of her hair. But she's still a skinny legend with a decent fashion taste and alright at makeup but still smells like my dogs left bollock

Person 1: That girl smelt so fishy and yummy today i better keep her away from my boyfriend

Kenzy: No point she's so ugly the boys all turn into stone from over a mile away

Ruby: What are you guys talking about

Kenzy:You were with us the whole time dumbass set 7 of course you're such a Ruby Wilks

by kenzyhasbabyfleasinhermouth December 29, 2019

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021