Sleepy Roman

That one thicc loser who makes unfunny skits and says uwu

Friend, watching his videos: who tf is that?

Me: Oh its just Sleepy Roman being dumb

by Smug Potato March 12, 2021

Roman

Your cousin who asks you to come bowling with him 300 times everyday.

Roman: "HEYYY IT'S YOUR COUSIN ROMAN! LET'S GO BOWLING!"
Niko: "DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE!"

by Babbleswap22 March 12, 2021

The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

Roman

Larger then life neck ass

Dumped by a chav neck ass
Bold dad head ass
Can’t get on a team head ass and play an easy position head ass (CDM head ass)

Fuck Roman I hate that guy
Roman I’m dumping you
Roman faked being bisexual for attention

Ur Willy was little Roman

by GorillaDaSpinner March 26, 2021

Roman

He resembles Arch angel Michael. He is kind and angelic yet just as deadly. He treats those with kindness to those who return it and to those who disrespect him have no respect from him

Wow that guy is such a Roman

by Nautical435 March 30, 2021

Roman

Roman is a man who isn’t shy but also isn’t very outspoken. He has black or brown hair. Brown eyes and is shorter than most his age. Romans usually have a love for music. Piano in particular. He’s enjoys playing sports and hanging out with girls or his girlfriend. Romans are fun but can be very serious about particular things.

Roman

by Swaggy Rea April 4, 2021

Roman

A dude who’s obsessed with random girls on Instagram who are 8 years older than him with huge 😏’s

lol such a Roman

by CertifiedU April 6, 2021