The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
Get the The Roman Empire Roast Gamemug. Something that is so affiliated with something else one cannot imagine the first thing with out the second.
For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.
For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.
by Literary_Artist October 31, 2023
Get the Roman Empiremug. by GreatBobb April 27, 2022
Get the Big Romanmug. Romans:20 - if your enemy is thirsty ,give him something to drink .
Or if a mf keeps trying to get at your girl like a snake bitch run this on him . Tell you and your girl is on some freak shit and ask if if he down for a 3 some ?? Thirsty mf of course he is set up some video shit get shit started hit em wit 1st things first he gotta suck some dick 1st then he can get some pussy !!!! He can get taste of dick in his mouth on video of course then be like she ain't wit it t how these nuts taste mf kick his to the curb ! You ain't no fag for getting the trick to eat dick . That's teaching tricks lessons Funny ass fuck .
Or if a mf keeps trying to get at your girl like a snake bitch run this on him . Tell you and your girl is on some freak shit and ask if if he down for a 3 some ?? Thirsty mf of course he is set up some video shit get shit started hit em wit 1st things first he gotta suck some dick 1st then he can get some pussy !!!! He can get taste of dick in his mouth on video of course then be like she ain't wit it t how these nuts taste mf kick his to the curb ! You ain't no fag for getting the trick to eat dick . That's teaching tricks lessons Funny ass fuck .
Definition of Romans 12:20 defines how certain characters deserve to be treated .Always gonna be some disrespectful fuck that has to be madea example of to an extreme .Romans 12 :20 clearly guides believers to~ if our enemy is horn I mean hungry , feed him a big swollen dick to such on an laugh at his dog ass . He can get a taste ....legendary script flip . Me I got dick suckered , nutted in her and had him on his knees slurp nut out my girl laughing and video taping kstole his dope , kicked his ass out trick ass . Learn the hard way. Bible defines how to treat my enemies , will do
by Han $olo October 3, 2021
Get the romans 12:20mug. 
Toxic love that’s kind of a vibe. Like you secretly want it cause deep down you’re a masochist/sadist.
by Mahalien May 22, 2021
Get the Manic Romanicmug. 
Get the Helena Romanes School & Sixth Form Centremug.