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Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019
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Rob

A cool Filipino guy with a MASSIVE weenor
I like Rob :)
by Wyll!!!!! April 7, 2025
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Don't be a rob

Don't be a rob and and just get it done it's just work
by Stu_pedasso February 7, 2025
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rob dean

The sound of a big floppy vagina makes as it eats a hot dog while queefing the pledge of allegiance. God Bless Rob Deans anus
I’m so impressed with that Rob Dean you just made.
by Your Grandma likes 69 March 19, 2022
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rob the border

When you have uncontrollable munchies and you drive to Taco Bell stoned off your ass at 2 am to order half the menu.
Dude I'm hungry, let's go rob the border
by Mikaveli December 30, 2016
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Rob

Rob: The Returner Of Brightness, the opposer of Bob, and the opposite of bob from Slap Battles, a game made by tencelll.

Rob was created in the islands of Slap Royale by a group of scientists called "The Opposition" to try and stop bob from causing havoc by using a sample of him they found from a place he destroyed. It took several months for them to create the entity before it's appearance was revealed. The entity was the opposite of bob, having a different eye and body color, and being kind, caring, and docile. With this description, The Opposition decided to name the entity "rob", standing for "Returner of Brightness," that The Opposition hoped would bring down bob's reign of terror. rob started to grow and become stronger, but The Opposition kept him in his chamber and waited for him to evolve to his true form. One day The Opposition visited rob's chamber. But the glass was shattered, signifying that rob had escaped. No one knew where rob had gone, and had not left a single trace. The Opposition were losing their minds because of the time they spent creating rob for years was now gone, and could be anywhere in the world. It is unknown what happened after.
In a nutshell, Rob is bob but you don't spawn rob, rob spawns you.
Glove stand name: ŗ ̓̊̀̍͝͝ȏ̵̧̖̥̜̟̾͝b̵͈̖̔̓̿̕
by oneofmanyslapbattlesfan September 10, 2023
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Rob

Rob; a way to refer to someone who is a pedophile (likes minors sexually)
"I rizzed up a 12 year old today"
"You are such a rob!"
by rizzking456 October 4, 2023
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