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Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.
Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.
by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019
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Simpsonville Rob

Similar to a gloryhole, It’s when you pull up to a truck stop bathroom and see a hole in the wall with a ginger tongue and mouth sticking through it already, waiting for that strange nasty cock.
He pulled a simpsonville Rob at the truck stop bathroom with his mouth, tongue and ass pressed up against the gloryhole
by LordPoonMaster October 8, 2019
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Broccoli Rob

A guy that kinda looks like broccoli with his green-ass hair and deep v-neck shirt and lanky body.
Yo look at Broccoli Rob he's a real homie and his hair is green as fuck!
by DanteHicks February 10, 2020
mugGet the Broccoli Robmug.

Robbing one out

When you are overcome with excitement at seeing DJ Rob live that you are forced to masturbate
Friend 1: Hey I heard about your break up, what happened?
Friend 2: My girlfriend caught me Robbing one out just before heading down to the local
by Justdatiler January 18, 2022
mugGet the Robbing one outmug.

hot rob

a person whose swag levels are so high that there is simply no other word to describe it
“woah do you see that girl bumping country music in her f-150, she’s a hot rob!!”
by Chickennuggets_01 October 17, 2021
mugGet the hot robmug.

rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap
Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?
by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022
mugGet the rob the cradlemug.

Robbing a corner store

A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.
by A blackie of the blackie September 21, 2022
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