Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.

Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!

by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018

Extremely Right

When someone is not just simply right, they are unmistakably right.

Captain... you are 'EXTREMELY RIGHT'

by Lucas L****K February 15, 2023

right minded

Person who is wrong but actually right

Becky was so fucking right minded I wanted to throat punch her

by SammiPsycho December 2, 2017

right-bird

celebratory dance after the complete domination of a task. Dance includes the flapping of the arms like a bird and repeatedly exclaiming "right" as you inhale

After steve aced his test he proceeded to do the right-bird. Despite the fact he was in public he was flailing his arms and screaming "right right right"!

by skareep December 12, 2009

right height

Word for short (joke expressing a perfect height to give oral sex essentially).

Guy 1: "That's her boyfriend to the left."
Guy 2: "The short one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Mr. Right height. That's him."

by SilverInternet December 31, 2016

right-ish

Doing the right thing just to impress people but not meaning it.... Or
Pretending to be righteous outside but opposite outside

Sasha: your right-ish behavior may just lead you to losing victor if you don't show him who you really are.
Lucy: he's mine already

by afro_niq February 14, 2014

Forced Right

Someone who is forced to the right on the political scale due to the fact they are in an extremely liberal area/school/city etc. and the aggressively liberal policies there force them to go to more right leaning political beliefs.

John went to UCLA a Democrat, came out a staunch Conservative, must have been Forced Right.

by SummerBoi?! February 1, 2018