Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024

Wad-rod

A dick.

"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"

by Wowko November 19, 2019

Beltran Rod

A walking tape-recorder with small wee-wee.

Beltran Rod couldn't satisfy me last night, so I bought a toy from Adam & Eve.

by VFA-75 July 14, 2022

rod

A boner. That's it.

Jeff: What's wrong dude?

Dude: Bro I got a rod.

by ✨Suck_ur_nan_emilia✨ March 29, 2022

Rod

1. a firearm, usually a handgun - self-loading pistol or revolver;
2. rarely, the male sexual organ.

Vinny: You ever carried a Rod?
Tommy: Shot 'em at the fair a couple o' times.
V: That don't count.

by Comrade Vinny March 21, 2021

Burst a rod

To light a cigarette

Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.

by Dave Bennett October 16, 2008

Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.

Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.

by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017