Elf rod

A rod you use to stick up some ones but

Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass

by Drogon are da best November 26, 2020

Rod

Rod or someone with the name Rod has a large penis shaft about 11in-13in. They make excellent lovers and are shy when it comes to communication but their packages will be worth the shy annoyance.

Girl 1: This guy named Rod has such a huge cock but he is so shy when we not in the bed.
Girl 2: Daam let me find a nigga named Rod.

by Rainbowsinmytumtum May 23, 2020

Rod Wiles

A dumpy racist turd that eats more red meat than a grizzly and hibernates on the toilet.

Jimmy, listen to that fat racist slob over there. Yeah, I saw him shit a tree stump. Wow he is a real Rod Wiles.

by Cheese dunker August 18, 2020

Rod

There is a madden card called rod Woodson and he is straight ass he fucking sucks nigger juice and if your name is rod your a pussy and go die in a hole and also #fgf

Fuck all rods

by Cat porn June 3, 2020

rod

absolute pussy destroyer

Dude last night rod got 5 kills at the party

by rod “dy” rich June 3, 2020

barbie rod

A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood

If your not gonna do another shot with us you can grab you Barbie rod and go to bed Greg.

by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020

Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy

Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...

by fireblade401 July 3, 2020