Quarancrazy

A slow decline of ones mental state causing one to do things they normally wouldn’t do during a pandemic.

My wife walked in on me shaving my eyebrows off. She freaked out and asked why I would do such a thing I replied “Leave me alone! I’m Quarancrazy!”

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quaranfling

Quaranfling An online dating encounter that begins during quarantine, used as a means to fill the dating void, and ends before quarantine is over.

Oh I know him, we had a quaranfling.

by daydiver June 16, 2020

Conversation Quarterback

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.

Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!

by 888kingofkings888 March 9, 2009

blood quarf

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood

"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Quarter Pounder

A black mans penis

White guy: Hey, Alfanso, I got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: Nah, you aint got no quarter pounder.
White guy: Nah, i got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: I got your quarter pounder right here, man *pulls out penis*
White guy: Good lord!

by Gerald Armstrong 1 August 19, 2009

Quarter Back Sneak

To have sex with your chick then walk away about 2 minutes in. Three hours later tackle her to the ground and carry on with the sexy times.

Mary: Where did you get them bruises from Sandra?
Sandra: Shaun gave me the quarter back sneak last night,
the little bastard.
Mary: The fucker! Adam did that the other day to me, got me whilst I was ironing and burnt me ricker on the iron!

by sean voyle November 8, 2007

Laundry Quarters

When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.

Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.

TRANSLATION:

Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.

by Jerkis March 28, 2009