Female Police Officer

Female who likes to cross-dress; typically in Police Uniform, toting a firearm. Such females are generally man-hating, carpet-munching, sexual harassment screaming, control-freaking, closeted lesbians, "Daddy Touched Me", "had no social life in High School" rejects.

Officer Under Investigation: "That fellow Female Police Officer sucked me off last month, now she's putting a sexual harassment suit on me... that closet lesbian is gonna get me fired!"

Other Officer: "Yeah, she did that in the last District she was working in, you shouldve done your research, sucker."

Female Police Officer by A Female June 25, 2006

Post Police 

A useless detail involving Army privates which gives shitbag soldiers the chance to leave work early and fly under the radar, pick up peoples trash, and work on weekends and holidays. (Usually found in Ft. Bragg, NC.)

"You are such a scumbag soldier, I'm putting you on Post Police for a month."
"You are the most fucked up of Sergeants, I'm making you in charge of Post Police."

Post Police by SSG MATHIS December 2, 2004

palooka police 

when a palooka fucks up, the palooka police are at the scene. includes parents, teachers, nosey neighbors, real police, etc

I spilled a drink in the kitchen and my fucking palooka police parents walk in to bitch about it

palooka police by Palookafuck May 3, 2005

fritner police 'orse 

To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.

Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"

fritner police 'orse by Klausey September 15, 2009

Riot Police 

The people who single- handedly break the antifa in half

"GET BACK! GETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACK!"-Riot Police

Riot Police by (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞ June 6, 2017

Haram police 

Police who object to the wrong doing of haram thingz

We the force of haram police are here to un do the haram doings.

Haram police by Jonny Dings November 26, 2020

Virginia State Police 

Those rockin' dudes you see in dem pimped out crown vics wifh dem bigass VHF antennas in the Commonwealth of Virginia

Frequencies Used By the Virginia State Police (not listing repeater input frequencies).:

039.5400 Statewide Intersystem
042.8600 Base Stations Point to Point
154.6650 Mobile to Mobile
154.6800 Special Protection unit
154.6950 Mobile to Mobile
158.9850 Base to Mobile
159.0000 Base to Mobile
159.1350 Base to Mobile
159.1650 Base to Mobile
453.3500 Mobile Extenders
458.3500 Mobile Extenders

Kshhhht, Fairfax, this is car 596, we got a 10-50 on the interstate.

Virginia State Police by IrishRepublicanArmy January 7, 2004