On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.
Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here
by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021
Get the Please ur gf daymug. Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022
Get the Check, please!mug. When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
Get the Pass the mustard pleasemug. Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.
Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
Get the Please spare themmug. A phrase used when one simply can not come up with a proper comeback.Can also be used when scared or simply embarrassed to try and dissolve the situation (fails often).Commonly used by -north korean genesis (aka eduardo el culito)
by xxXbelieberXxx June 17, 2022
Get the Please stfumug. by Qurtyz November 17, 2021
Get the if you find this then please helpmug. Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists
by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021
Get the Please Call Me Red Scarfmug.