American pizza

A pizza where the dough is thicker than your dick, bitch.

-Want a slice of typical American pizza?
- nah man, the dough's too thick.

by pimpampum12897234 June 5, 2013

Pizza dick

When you eat a pie plus and you can't get your dick up.

I'm sorry I'm flaccid, I ate too much pizza and now I have pizza dick.

by Rebeli May 26, 2016

pizza swipe

when you swipe your hand in your mates pizza and then wipe it on a fat losers back in one sweeping motion, preferably not getting caught

Sam: Did you see that awesome pizza swipe?
Brendo: Yeah but you got caught by Emma so it dosn't count

by meatoraffelsam April 13, 2009

pizza guard

The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.

That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.

by Matthew Clegg July 28, 2005

pizza back

Like pizza face. But in reference to ones back.

That guy has a serious pizza back!

by Sakaido March 29, 2007

Dick Pizza

Literally a pizza made from dick.

Instructions:

Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.

I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.

by dimdumjim August 31, 2016

Pizza Kush

Is the biological cousin of Chocolatte Kush. When smoking, this bud releases neurotransmitters that give off insane amounts of THC as well a taste of pizza. if you EVER hear of this shit, you have to stock up. this bud is manufactured using the DPP (dual photon process) in which the Aurora Borealis combines with the greenhouse effect to create this insane weed. Highly scientifically, Highly DOPE!!

-Whats for dinner mom?
-Pizza
-You talkin bout that pizza kush!?

by schenkster June 28, 2010