phone tex

The conveyance of dirty messages through texting for the purpose of arousing you and the sender.

"that phone tex gave my thumbs a hard-on."

by VonDoom February 25, 2008

ASCOM PHONE

A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.

An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order

by Dollie Pop November 24, 2011

poop phone

When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.

Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.

by starlux March 6, 2009

Burner Phone

Used by drug dealers.

Burner Phone user, "Can u get me a pack?"

by Pepom20306 June 2, 2015

cell phone

a word on this website in which every 40-70 year old complains about because their son or daughter wants one and they just think that things like a cell phone, ipod, car, are all a waste of time just because they didnt have them in their teenage years.

yea you heard me old people, quit bitching about your daughters cell phone and get a life...

by bob mkcob May 20, 2008

Phone-Fagging

When two guys are talking on the phone more then 5 minutes

Man its been nice phone-fagging but ive got to let you go.

by Pozzy Pozz December 24, 2007

Phone Stalking

Phone Stalking is the continious non-stop, relentless phone calling to the same phone number determined to get the other person to pick up.

Man.... last night, her phone stalking me for over an hour really got to me, but I didn't want to talk to her and didn't answer her call.

by stunningone September 16, 2010