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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.
the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.
by Sexydimma December 2, 2014
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Peanut butter

Bro why u lookin up peanut butter what did u expect its fricking peanut butter
by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020
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Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it
“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night
by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022
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Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.
I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.
by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023
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