Paytron

Differentiated from definition of playtron although similar. Term cointed by the management of the michigan renaissance festival for playtrons who go out of their way to actively invade or intrude on the entertainment of the actual renaissance festival cast. Derogatory term used on several attendess of said festival by staff.

Scenario:

Festival Entertainment Director stands at the front gates of the festival, scrutizing entering guests while chatting with another gate worker...

Gate Worker: Turns to director and points out a well-dressed young lady "Hey, isn't that girl on cast?"

Director: Scoffs and laughs under her breath. "no, that's just Duchess Pamela, she thinks she's on court but she's just a Paytron...

by YouKnowImRight5551212 June 6, 2010

Paxton

Paxton’s are annoying as shit. They make shitty jokes about mass genoside and give wrong definitions of sex positions. Paxton’s are ugly as fuck and are so fat they can’t see their own dicks. Paxton’s mostly die virgins.

Guy 1: you see my girl talkin to that guy

Guy 2: yeah but don’t worry, it’s just Paxton

by Sexystar93 June 2, 2018

Peyton

An awkward soul, he can make you laugh in the hardest of times. He’s almost always happy and laughing. If you ever date a Peyton your lucky. He is kind and will always try to make you happy. He’ll always have your back and they are also cute. You can always trust A Peyton and they will always be there

Wow he’s a real Peyton

by Badnais June 6, 2018

Peyton

Peyton’s are dumb thots. They like to curve your bois for a tiny donged tomato.

My names Kristen and Peyton is such a thot.

by BigDongBoi November 29, 2018

Peyton

peyton is a HORRIBLE human, she is manipulative and controlling. I repeat, if you ever run into a peyton stay as far away as you can. SHE IS DANGEROUS, do not trust her.

'omg hide, its Peyton'
'wait why'
'she is controlling and ruins your life'

by Terrythebottle October 14, 2020

Peyton

Flat as paper

Is that Peyton or a piece or paper I can't tell.

by Hwhuahahshe June 1, 2017

Peyton

An annoying brat who only talks about herself. She wants a lot of attention and she try’s to be the center of attention. The people she thinks she’s best friends with do NOT like her at all and they don’t want to hurt her feelings but she gets on their nerves all the time. Watch out for her cause she will jump from guy to guy even if she doesn’t like them.

Is Peyton the one who craves attention?

by Uhhhoof May 17, 2018