When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
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by Crestofr November 20, 2023
Get the Paris mug.1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
by RecklessPete December 21, 2023
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He understands this though and is very humble.
He understands this though and is very humble.
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Get the Paris mug.Pary is the more sweetest girl you'll ever meet in your life. She's very caring and always has a smile on her face. She's very appreciative of everyone and anything. Once you get to know her often times she'll get a little crazy, but that's the best part about her. She has beautiful hair and pretty eyes and when you hug her you'll never want a hug from anyone else again.
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