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Doris Day Parking

The ability to pull into an open parking space at the front door of any residence or business destination no matter how busy the street or how large the parking lot.
It's like Tim is in the movies right on queue, no waiting. All the times I've ridden with him to the Mall we park right at the main entrance - Doris Day Parking!
by Gartron June 17, 2009
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Parking Queen

A fairly unconvincing transvestite who gives suck jobs in the public toilets at shopping centre carparks. Normally for under $5 or just for the hot meal.
Lauren is parking queen of the Target city carpark. Don't work her territory or "she" will stab you with an AIDS filled syringe.
by chris+ February 25, 2008
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Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.
You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes
by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008
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Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.
So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.
by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008
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pecking

The art of placing a traditional party hat in the shape of a cone on your head, so that it covers your mouth, and proceeding to strike your fellow party-goers with it.
Did you see Genesis the other night? They say only 3 people survived after that pecking incident.
by mastahp September 28, 2014
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picking shit with the chickens

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.
"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."
by barber of seville December 15, 2012
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Picking a Roach

Removing a pubic hair from from one's teeth after sex.
"Hey baby, what's going on?"

"Sorry, I was just picking a roach"
by Evan87 October 25, 2008
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