Poop-ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"

by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021

Dance poop

A bowel movement brought on by excessive or extreme dancing.

I got so excited I almost dance pooped everywhere.

by RobinScherbatskyII June 28, 2015

Golden poop

When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.

Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.

by Cheese05 May 17, 2016

goopidy poop

goop that looks like poop

goopidy poop

by ma dude bra May 30, 2019

Poop Shame

The fear and or feeling of embarrassment of pooping with someone else within earshot, often experienced frequently at the beginning of a new relationship.

After just a few weeks of dating her new boyfriend, Erica still held a good amount of poop shame, which kept her from taking a poop with her new boyfriend nearby.

by poopshamerulez January 17, 2015

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

The Poop Stack

Invented at my school(I wasn't a part of this), The Poop Stack is when people continuously defecate in one toilet over and over again until the point where it is almost falling off the toilet. It is a mountain of towering shit that almost caused the school to shut down.

"Hey have you contributed to The Poop Stack?

Not yet, I'm having Taco Bell tonight, so I'm going to do it after".

by Fortnite=Holocaust November 21, 2019