When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling
Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.
by Coach Roberts July 16, 2024
 Get the Dirty Parkermug.
Get the Dirty Parkermug. Parker is a boy who is the funniest guy ever! He usually has Blonde fluffy hair who is normal at height. Usually dates tall, Dirty Blonde, Green eye ,girls. He always has your back no matter what. He often dates girls with unique names like Audrey, Madeline,Seirra, etc. He always loves his sports no matter what sport it is he will be the best at it! Never mess with a Parker.
by Donald1 September 28, 2018
 Get the Parkermug.
Get the Parkermug. The most amazing, handsome, pure, and kind man I have ever met. will listen to what you have to say and it may take some time for him to get used to you but you just have to listen to him and tell him that he is worth it every day and he will soon love you.
by beesnpotions June 1, 2020
 Get the Parker wellsmug.
Get the Parker wellsmug. Parker ruhlen 🤦 let’s start this off strong all Parker’s especially Parker ruhlen have small peepees, there all weird and are all jerk offs. Let’s say they don’t get any girls so the have look up anime porn.
Parker ruhlen (back of the track bus) “moan”
Me (taking a picture for proof)
Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”
Me (taking a picture for proof)
Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”
by Saucy nugs  February 14, 2024
 Get the Parker ruhlenmug.
Get the Parker ruhlenmug. by Maeve <3 April 16, 2022
 Get the Parkermug.
Get the Parkermug. Parker is a weird faggot and is really fine also she is gay which makes her my gf she will always make you smile and when I’m mad she makes it either worse or better she is pretty and has anger issues she likes to box and will makes me happy. Gay fag
by Moneybagnuts May 29, 2022
 Get the Parkermug.
Get the Parkermug. by Calebs wife February 4, 2022
 Get the Caleb Parker Housemug.
Get the Caleb Parker Housemug.