cake-can

A prison bitch; one who takes it in the ass. Possibly derived from the Marilyn Manson song "Cake And Sodomy."

"Yo, nigga! I'll pack dat cake-can's sweet lil' ass!"

by Shannon Lang December 1, 2006

can counter

A pain in the ass (usually female) who constantly reminds you of how many drinks you have had.

Ho#1: Jeff you are way too drunk, you've had 8 shots and 5 heinekens.
Jeff: Stop being a can counter!

by Jeff Bollermann September 11, 2005

Trash Can

You.

You collect others trash and help them get rid of it. Good job.

Hey you're a trash can!
Oh thanks! Do you have any trash I can help you get rid of?

by DemogorgonSlayer October 26, 2020

love can

A can with the seal close to the lip of the drink where you drink out of. It means that someone loves you.

Girl: omg Katie I picked up a can and it’s a love can

Katie: oh girllll maybe it’s Toby?

Girl: I hope so <3

by Little_mage October 1, 2019

can of corn

1. While batting in baseball...hitting a can of corn.
In the early 1920's underprivileged children used to use discarded cans of corn made in factories to practice batting

"Heeeyyyy Baaattteeerrr....Can of Corn!"

by Bill Telfer is WRONG May 12, 2008

can opener

A sharp edged weapon, usually used to cut open mexicans dominicans puerto ricans or african americans.

He was being a dick so I had to use my can opener on him.

by Do I need a Name July 26, 2008

Can-opener

When two males perform double anal penetration on a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) anal cavity and both precede to move away from each other while still inserted, thus forcing the anal cavity to spread, or rip depending on your level of arousal. This can cause feces and blood to spill out onto the "can-opener's" junk. Precede with caution.

Jared and Jay did the can-opener on Brittany the other night in the high school parking lot.

by Kyle Kuff December 14, 2008