Hym "See? Yeah. Incest cult co-opted by the gentiles with the additional promise of eternal paradise to get the 'have-nots' to accept having their lives harvested by the 'haves'. Jewish family? That's an incest cult. Traditionally the jewish would just enlsave you so they wouldn't need the promise."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the Jewish familymug. You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
Get the Jewish Turning Surprisemug. by Zeus! October 2, 2021
Get the Jewish dictatorsmug. When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019
Get the Jewish Christmasmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Jewish《¤》jewUish《¤》jewisH《¤》mug. When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
by HBAD May 4, 2020
Get the Jewish Doorbellmug. 1. An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason. To cheat someone out of something having the ideas that jews are stingy. Doing shitty things to people. Being shitty or petty doing knifing scandalous stuff. Can also be called a Jew.
Sally: He was an asshole for no reason.
Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish
Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew
Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish
Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew
by Trixxy Crisp September 14, 2023
Get the jewishmug.