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your a snake

if someone tell the police a crime you done you say to them your a snake
by uknown hustler November 15, 2013
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your reward

male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.
When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."
by Sam Theman May 20, 2009
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your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011
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Your face

A versatile tool originally invented for use as a comeback.
moody so and so: What's that on your face??? It's soooooo gross!
TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
TheGuy5:Don't forget to clean your face! *ha ha ha*
by TheGuy5 December 29, 2014
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Your mom

by llamacorn303 November 28, 2016
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your mum

usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.

well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"
by stanky cooch April 16, 2019
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Your wiener

Well something invisible to the human eye or any eye in that matter is well your dick
John : wassup

Tyler :wassup micro peen. John has your wiener and it is a small one
by Didlolicker9000 November 30, 2019
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