never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

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When urban dictionary rights rules

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by I need e kittens March 16, 2023

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

These people are even more brainwashed than the Obama Generation. Troll season is beginning to pick up, big time.

I wonder if there will be loads of mass murders from so many confused and repressed people. (Hmn, just now waking up?)

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!

by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020

never of it

A form of response indicating eternal dislike and rejection of an idea or of something offered. It communicates that not only will one refuse the object or concept in question at that singular point in time, but that one will always counter with denial.

Melvin: Hey, Corey. Do you want some crackers?
Corey: Never of it.

by afrenlim July 12, 2018

never grew up

for people who feel they never grew up

“i feel like i never grew up because of the trauma i faced in my life”

“i never grew up, and I'm not sure why”

by anonymous April 12, 2024

Never

Expression of disbelief.
Can be used sarcastically if someone states the obvious.

"The elevator doors opened and Barack Obama was standing right inside!"
"Never!"
Sarcastically:
"USA stands for United States of America"
"Nevveeerrrr"

by Jamezzzzzzzzzzzz April 30, 2021