Natalie mondus

a headass who hates her ex and this one thot in her school...

being defined... natalie mondus always says dumb shit and it pisses everyone off

by just1n_1s_cute May 4, 2018

Natalie C.

The name of a road race bicycle, particularly a specialized allez sprint comp black XL58. Nicknamed the princess, She has a shimano Ultegra Di2 11 speed electronic drivetrain. Her chainrings is 53/39t and her casette is 11-28t 11 speed. She looks incredibale with an awesome profile picture as well as frame paint job. She is known to be very fast and aerodynamic even though her frame is aluminium. She is one of the best roadbikes you could possibally get. She currently retails for $3,000 at Specialized Bicycles. Her personality is shy, but she loves to meet new people. Even though her replies are short, you get this burst of adrenaline when her beauty is directed to you. Her beauty is stunning, and you would want to talk and ride for hours on end. I promise you, Natalie is worth every cent. <3

Connor Dunne: Hi!! You are so awesome and beautiful! I love your frame, it is glorious. God bless you my friend :D.
Natalie C.: hi
Connor Dunne: You are so pretty I can't find a dictionary word to describe your beauty
Natalie: thanks.
Connor Dunne: Awww, beautiful whats your name?
Natalie: natalie.
Connor Dunne: Niiice!! my name is Connor Dunne, im a 6'2 cyclist looking for an alloy bike cuz carbon is too expensive for our GCN megabase.
Natalie: cool.
Connor Dunne: Natalie, what do you like to do?
Natalie: jesus and speed.
Connor Dunne: nicce!! i also love Jesus
Natalie: ok
Connor Dunne: Whats your model?
Natalie: 2024 specialized allez sprint comp
Connor Dunne: How much do you retail for?
Natalie: $3,000, why?
Connor Dunne: I was just curious, beautiful!
Natalie: cool
Connor Dunne: whats with the cross on your frame, beautiful?
Natalie: god.
Connor Dunne: so, how did you become christian?
Natalie: family.
Connor Dunne: Nice background Nat! wanna come ride with me?
Natalie: sure.
Connor Dunne: how long can we hangout for?
Natalie: 15 minutes.
*After the ride*
Connor Dunne: woah! Soo fun to ride with ya!!!! ;)
Natalie: yeah
Connor Dunne: wanna be with me beautiful.
Natalie: no thanks.
Connor Dunne: but why? i havn't ridden an alloy frame in years!!
Natalie: colin supertramp.
Connor Dunne: whos he?
Natalie: my partner.
Connor Dunne: well either way, have fun and enjoy your day! Jesus bless you!!! :)
Natalie: thanks.

by Knmagor November 6, 2023

natalie

a person who dosen’t open there ass to let the water get through and wipes her boogers on the wall

ew bro did you see natalies gigantic booger on the toilet seat?

by sweetpanther05 November 26, 2021

natalie portman

A date where only the guy considers or considered it a date.

Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.

by Solanas69 June 4, 2019

Natalie

A name meaning Christmas, although rarely used in this way.

"Natalie means Christmas, but she was born in August"

by PinkCowQueen October 29, 2022

Natalie Rushman

Natalie Rushman also known as Natascha Romanoff is just the sexy new assistant of Tony Stark in the 2nd Iron-Man movie

Tony Stark: What’s your name lady?
Natalie Rushman: Rushman, Natalie Rushman

by SebastianStanBuckyBarnesstan October 9, 2021

Natalie bernholt

Natalie bernholt is the hottest butch out there. She has the phattest 🍑 and pulls the most guys. 🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️

Natalie bernholt gonna take yo man’s

by Celina middle school April 28, 2023