griff nuts

nuggets of poo that escape wiping and solidify, clinging to your anal region

Michael admitted to his friends that he sometimes cut his griff nuts off with scissors

by Spliff Richard July 25, 2008

Lick my nuts

another way of telling someone to fuck off.

shut up kyle, lick my nuts.

by Brad S. October 26, 2004

steppin on my nuts

when a person is all up in your bizness like it aint nothing else.

me: so i was at the driving range and this really old dude who was a professional golfer tryin to teach me how to hit the ball. he was all steppin on my nuts when all i was tryin to do was have fun with my friends.

roomate: hahahaha! steppin on my nuts!?

by jbling1111 October 30, 2007

Butt Nuts

The situation when Josh Wilson's nuts retreat into his butt, a sign of anger and bewilderment.

Josh Wilson got Butt Nuts after being called poor.

by Lost Endeavor February 18, 2009

Lovers Nuts

A condition that occurs when the testicles feel (to the owner) as though they weigh several times there normal weight due to producing too much sperm and not getting to use it.

He had been gagging for sex for days but tonight she just wanted to cuddle. Tomorrow he was going to suffer with Lovers Nuts.

by Woz0 May 26, 2008

the NUTS

From British English, meaning the very best, or 'top,' Nuts on top of an ice cream dessert.

Is that good?
Are you kidding, man? It's not just good, its the NUTS!

by foinet yababble October 28, 2012

hanging from my nuts

1.A term used to describe somone who is copying the style of another and or "perpetrating der flavor".
2.A term used to describe someone who is always trying to get somthing from you, it is describing how they always seem to be "hanging from my ball/nut sack".

1.John:Dude if you was hanging from my nuts any harder you would be a second ball sack.

2.John: Man I'm tired of this fucker always coming around, he is fucking hanging from my nuts is what he is doing.

by Funk Master Steven January 14, 2006