by Shebrat2005 February 24, 2023
When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)
I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
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by Aaksmik December 20, 2022
When someone just can't let a good joke rest and keep bringing it up in conversation, even though it's not as funny the second time around. It's like trying to tickle someone's toe twice – the surprise is gone, and it's just not as amusing.
So, at the party, Jake Re-tickled The Toe with that banana peel joke from earlier. Everyone kinda forced a laugh, but you could tell it was past its prime. Dude, let it go!
by boldEqualFunny February 01, 2024
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