mean mom

Mean mom (noun): Emily Stoll

"Man Emily Stoll is one mean mom"

by Villajoe December 19, 2015

vencel's mom

really curvy women with an hourglass figure

kim kardashian has a vencel's mom figure

by localcatlover March 15, 2022

Dans mom

Who I ride after school

I fuck dans mom on a regular basis

by SheevTheSenate66 September 17, 2021

treys mom

treys mom is so hot

Man is treys mom hot!

by Treyyyyyyyyyÿ November 7, 2019

Quidditch Mom

A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.

Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!

by asparagus264 June 12, 2021

mom-croon

(Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.

"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."

by iknowplacesicankillyou November 3, 2015

angry mom

A type of mom who continuously yells at or berates her toddler in public places.

Store Clerk One: Did you see that woman in produce yelling at her kid? He couldn't have been more than three years old.
Store Clerk Two: Yeah, one of those Angry Moms

by Derp-Watcher December 10, 2016