wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009

Bad News Freedom Monkey

(n) An individual willing to attempt any feat of valor and endurance no matter the price and/or consequence. (adj) One of risk-full recklessness. Crazy off the chains, buck wild out the zoo. (v) To act without fear and/or regard for rationale.

(n) I'm going to get my 'Bad News Freedom Monkey' on and run with the bulls. (adj) Man, you're crazy. Why you gotta be so bad news freedom monkey all the time? I can't hang out with you anymore. (v) I'm about to ascend this face then bad news freedom monkey out of bounds down the backside.

by MReilly July 19, 2011

chocolate banana monkey

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.

I was a chocolate banana monkey last night.

by Crushed red peppers October 31, 2015

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.

MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

by ROWLETMAN July 19, 2017

lil nigga mikey

its the fat nigga in recess

fuck that lil nigga mikey is esketified

by raynesakur March 19, 2018

0-0 dart monkey

A monkey that pops 1 bloon per shot. Then sucks the power of the temple and pops ZOMG's in 2 shots

At round 1, I placed a 0-0 dart monkey down in the middle

by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

Quad Sprite Monkey

A quad sprite monkey is when you take 4 10 second hits of a medical grade THC wax cartridge past 4pm while your focalin wears off.

Hello famous rock drummer tommy lee, would you like to join me and kitty? We are doing quad sprite monkeys

by Johnny Garcia November 14, 2019