A man whose penis is so small he's unable to masturbate in the usual manner stroking up and down the shaft, instead he uses one finger and rotates around the tiny head like a miller churning a tiny mill.
by PG1979 June 23, 2024
Swelling, blistering or lacerations of the skin between the thumb and index finger due to excessive opening of screw-off bottle tops.
by ClownWithNoShoes November 24, 2014
The "it's happening any day now" philosophy of millerism as applied to technology. Useful term to use against techbros who constantly bet hard on things that big tech companies say are the "next big thing"(i.e. crypto, AI, etc.)
by Semicolon618 May 02, 2024
by A rando on the Interwebs October 05, 2019
Can be used as a describing word for anything that is completely fucked, whether it be a paroletic person, broken fence or written off car, anything that falls disgustingly short of satisfactory is millered.
Bro, did you see that guy spew on the dance floor then fall asleep in the toilet? Fully millered or what!
by Kdogs stitchups April 24, 2017
by LuckyHitman July 01, 2017
A guy who thinks he can get all the girls, but in reality he can barely get one. He is most likely gay.
by AmazingCora March 01, 2022