Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.

Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning

by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024

Midget

Midget is a person who really fucking small!

My best friends is a midget

by Spooky_midget December 4, 2019

Feisty Midget

Amber alert aka EV

Did you see that feisty midget she was crazy

by Gyroside July 26, 2021

curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022

midget

The world's shortest guy in the world, and he also is a karate master, so never mess with the midget

Its the midget!
NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO RUN BEFORE THE MIDGET ATTACKS ME

by lololololololololololLOL April 13, 2023

Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020

Midget army

special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean

and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.

Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,

by The real God emperor May 14, 2018