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Matthew

A guy with brown hair, dark eyes, and a heartwarming smile. Matthew is mostly a very funny guy, but he is a deep guy. He is good about going to church and events at the church. He loves to be the class clown and make people laugh. He is athletic too even if he doesn’t think it. He is also a very though guy, not a thing will get past him. He cares about people and barely has any beef with anyone. Matthew is a special dude.
Classmate:1- Matthew who’s your favorite superhero
Matthew- Shrek

Yes this actually happened, and it wasn’t a joke he meant hulk 😂
by That random gurl May 4, 2019
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Matthew is a smart male that has lots of friends doesn't like school/high school loves video games and hanging out with his friends Matthew is Funny,honest,has a good sense of humour and is tall

(This might not be true this is just what I know from my friend Matthew just like everything else I post it's based on what I know)
#Matthew
by Kris Ross Does Stuff YT February 15, 2017
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The name Matthew/Matt/Matty is commonly know as a very harsh word, for instance if one was to be called matthew instead of there g8ven name this would be the most insulting action conceivable. the insult Matthew stems from the the kid of pure autism that once ate poisons mushrooms, the pure autism and continuous production of annoying sounds produced is where the insult of the word Matthew comes from.
calling your friend a matthew or simply replacing there name with matthew.
by Jesiel Ardensky September 15, 2019
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A charming asian guy has a big d for an asian dude nice,athletic,But he also likes people call him Matty for short
the most favorite he say is I'm your man
Matthew is sexy a gift from god to your ladies out there:)
btw Tap in to Matthew
by MattyMmmdab January 16, 2018
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A fat munchkin that scans fried cats
Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well
by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018
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Small ass dick. No girl like a him a big ass pussy
Stop being aa matthew and get up
by Jake24444 December 6, 2017
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Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.
Oh he's a Matthew
by rello123321 December 4, 2018
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