Matthew

A man with a small penis

U have a Matthew

by Mataias September 20, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a smart male that has lots of friends doesn't like school/high school loves video games and hanging out with his friends Matthew is Funny,honest,has a good sense of humour and is tall

(This might not be true this is just what I know from my friend Matthew just like everything else I post it's based on what I know)

#Matthew

by Kris Ross Does Stuff YT February 15, 2017

Matthew

The name Matthew/Matt/Matty is commonly know as a very harsh word, for instance if one was to be called matthew instead of there g8ven name this would be the most insulting action conceivable. the insult Matthew stems from the the kid of pure autism that once ate poisons mushrooms, the pure autism and continuous production of annoying sounds produced is where the insult of the word Matthew comes from.

calling your friend a matthew or simply replacing there name with matthew.

by Jesiel Ardensky September 15, 2019

Matthew

A fat munchkin that scans fried cats

Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well

by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is the most loving and carring person ever he will be the best boyfirend /bestfriend matthew us one youll hardly get at times

My friend matthew is so complicateing but i love him

by Lyssa gilding December 26, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is that one guy in Comhairle that just screams babe at random moments and gives the best hugs

Yep that's Matthew

by Anybodywannadance777 October 18, 2019

Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.

Oh he's a Matthew

by rello123321 December 4, 2018